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Are You fat?

No (Carol)

Real Radio

Oh right yeah (Carol)

Are You nuts?

NickAbbot.com

A what bian?

Oh yes yes yes

em@il the site

Boat

Ohh You Bitch

email nick

Boiiinnnggg

Pant

Booze (Carol)

Poop

Burp

Put the phone on the floor

Calm Down on the language

Puzzling

Come on In

Right (Carol)

Cow

Say it

Shetland Pony

Cuckoo

Sir you...

Dog

Donkey

Special and Unique human being

E-r-e-c-t...

Teletubbies

Excuse me

That kicks ass

Finest wines

There goes the bell

Fine Young carrot

Vasaline song

Frankly my dear...

We shall begin

Hallelujah

We`re a little late

Happiness

We`re looking at 10"

Have a KitKat Chunky

Kit Kat Chunky

What

Hell

What am i doing here?

Hes a very disturbed little boy

What is your major malfunction?

Hey boys

Hey What Gives?

What The hell..

Holy poop on a stick

What we doing? (Carol)

Horror

What we have here is a failure to communicate

I Cant concentrate on a word your saying

What we have here is a failure to communicate (Nick)

I hate when i do that

I feel pretty

Wonna Score Sum...

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning

What an Idiot

I`ll admit..

Wrong answer

Im a loser Baby

You can reach your goals..

You get nothing,You loose....

Keep fit .. take exercise

Laugh (Carol)

You want to scream but you cant

Your Computer..

Laugh (Nick)

Laugh (Ray In Port Talbot)

Your wondering what its about

Little Ukele

Yowza

Me so Horny

12:00

Morons & Halfwits

My Mind is a....