After a break, The Two Robbies - Faces for radio returns to Xtreme FM.
Xtreme FM
The Fan Site
RFTR's Column(s) (Ew Er Matron)
Nick's first apperance on the radio for a year came at Swansea Uni's Xtreme FM. Interviewed on the Two Robbies - Faces for Radio and more perticularly RFTR and Rob MacGregor. Can be listened to here
Robert From The Rhondda - The regulars regular, often calls about television. Sometimes phones drunk after a night out painting the valleys red. A former columnist for this very site.
Rufus - Scotlands finest, A man with material-he often has the horn. Think Graham Norton and camp him up a bit. Has since presented a couple of shows at Real Radio Scotland.
Elizabeth From Cheddar - Elizabefff plans to marry Nick, crowned slimmer of the year. Often pops up to Wells for one thing or another, and has a site dedicated to her- which sells a lovely line of lizbeff related garments http://www.angelfire.com/me/elizabethfromcheddar
Gloria - "You can't use the PDC" is how Nick remembers this nice lady. Shes 1000 years old and despite this can use many electronic devices (Ew Er Matron) and takes a Xmas break every year... recent visits have been to Turkey, Spain and Greece
Timo - Webmaster of nickabbot.caum. Probably should have made his calls a bit more memorable, he's been a Finn of Nick Abbot since being knee high to a Kyy.
Stephano - Italian Through and Through, Likes his food
Ray From Port Talbot - A 60 year old Welsh Barry White with a deeper voice. Often sings down the phone causing the equipment in the studio to fuse. Wants to find a woman despite being 19 stone and 3 foot 2 "
John In Leeds (Our Favourite Aggressive Cab Driver) - Leeds` most aggressive cab driver, laughs alot and dishes out regular beatings to many of his customers
Ade Who Cant Get Laid - A regular from the old school. Ades` phoned Nick since he was a 2 year old.
Alex in Ceredigion - Often calls prompting Nick to pronounce Ceredigion incorrectly. Walks into shops asking for a Kit Kat Chunky in a Yorkshire accent.
Vercillia In Port Talbot- Her calls often end with Nick saying "What a nice lady". Recalls many stories, which end in stony silence
Rab - Hello son marks the opening sentance of Rab. A regular stealer of jokes, he either flies or falls flat on his arse. (Usually the latter)
Brian in Edinburgh- Oh no or Oh god is Nicks opening line and it sums up this bloke. Barely audioable and claims to have been lifted up by a gust of wind causing his leg to fall off. Applies cabbage to the leg to try and make it better
Michelle (Ma-Belle) From Kent - Has been knighted by the BTMS (British Toy Makers Society) for services to jibba-jabbas. Following her shopping exploits a small factory has been opened in Tokyo supplying Michelle with an unlimited supply of the things.
Daniel in Bristol - A chef by trade and can only be described as a lunatic, hes divorced and his proudest moment is listed as winning a goofy pez despenser.